Slowpoke Sympathizers Pillows

"Sorry to pull you over, but do you realize how fast you weren't going?"

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Snail Pattern Balding.

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

'It's a slow trap.'

Sloth traffic jam.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

"Month-end report due by month end, ha ha ha ha ha."

"RUN!"

Snail Pattern Balding.

'A 3-speed transmission gives me speeds of slow, slower and slowest'

"Anyone home?"

"We suck at this."

"Stop doggin' it!"

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

"My husband says I'm a procrastinator. I plan to look it up on day."

'Better slow it down a bit.'

Nobody thinks you're funny

"I don't think delivering food is for me. It's always cold by the time I get there."

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!

"Easy does it, Ralph."

"That's made with absolutely no preservatives, so I'd eat it in the next three hours."

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."