Slowpokes Pillows

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

'It's a slow trap.'

Tortoise and the Hare

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

"RUN!"

"Month-end report due by month end, ha ha ha ha ha."

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

"Anyone home?"

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

'A 3-speed transmission gives me speeds of slow, slower and slowest'

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

"We suck at this."

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"

'I thought he'd never leave!'

'Are you a football fan?'

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

"My husband says I'm a procrastinator. I plan to look it up on day."

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

"Sorry Sir, but it is already on the slowest speed..."

"I am running!"

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

Nobody thinks you're funny

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"Mmmm... whatever you have in the slow cooker smells really good."

"Sorry to pull you over, but do you realize how fast you weren't going?"

"Easy does it, Ralph."

"I put the roast in the slow cooker. It'll be ready next Thursday."

'On your mark...'

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!