Slowpoke Appreciator Pillows

"I don't think delivering food is for me. It's always cold by the time I get there."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Snail Pattern Balding.

'It's a slow trap.'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"Month-end report due by month end, ha ha ha ha ha."

"RUN!"

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

"Anyone home?"

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

'A 3-speed transmission gives me speeds of slow, slower and slowest'

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

Snail Pattern Balding.

J. Ludlow: Soldier, Statesman, Author, Windbag.

"We suck at this."

"Have you got it in beige?"

"He won't bite, but he carries with him a large repository of judgements."

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

"My husband says I'm a procrastinator. I plan to look it up on day."

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"

'Well, if you're in such a hurry, why did you order snails?'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

Nobody thinks you're funny

"...and find out what happened to my sandwich!"

'On your mark...'

"Sorry to pull you over, but do you realize how fast you weren't going?"

'You know which one to push Peppy. Push one.'

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