Slow Pace Admirer Pillows

"Anyone home?"

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

Snail Display Today

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Speed Checked By Radar.

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Tortoise Mailman.

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"I've always worked from home."

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"Easy does it, Ralph."

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!

'Sorry I'm late -- I had to climb over a speed bump.'

"What a shell!"

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

'On your mark...'

"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."

"The snail-mail of our species is deadlier than the e-mail."

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise