Slow Pace Sympathizer Pillows

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

Snail Coach

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

"RUN!"

"Month-end report due by month end, ha ha ha ha ha."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Boris Bike

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"Anyone home?"

Racers' Gate.

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

"I've always worked from home."

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!

'On your mark...'

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise

"Thank goodness speed bumps were finally put in. They drive like maniacs around here!"

Randy, if you could be ANY superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

"Easy does it, Ralph."

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

A Snail follows directions.

"Oh no...altar call."