Slow Pace Ponderer Pillows

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Snail Coach

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Lost and Profound.

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"What advantage do I have? What do I do better than others? What do people see as strengths?"

Visit a Place in your Past...

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

The thinker.

"Look, I'm happy to drop my attachment to ego, but please, don't expect me to give up coffee!"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

'What's it all about?'

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."