Slow Movement Admirer Pillows

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

Snail Display Today

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

Speed Checked By Radar.

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

"Anyone home?"

Boris Bike

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Bird on stilts.

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

'I thought he'd never leave!'

"I've always worked from home."

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

"No, this video of your father running is not in slow motion."

"I am running!"

"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."

I wasn't screening my calls! I just can't make it to the phone before the machine picks up!

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise

"You have to admire Jake. He's going nowhere fast."

"What a shell!"