Slow Mover Enthusiast Pillows

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

'I need to get a bigger place.'

"What do you mean you want to slow things down?"

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

"Anyone home?"

Boris Bike

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

'I thought he'd never leave!'

Retired Snails.

Business is slow, thank goodness.

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'Are we there yet?'

Actions speak louder than words. Please move slowly.

"Are we there yet."

"No, this video of your father running is not in slow motion."

"I am running!"

Snail dreams of Motor Home.

"We've been intersnailing."

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

"Looks like there's a storm moving in."

'On your mark...'

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."