"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."
Slow Mover Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for the slow mover enthusiast? Our collection features funny, charming, and quirky items that honor the art of going at your own pace. Whether they’re a relaxed adventurer or a deliberate thinker, these products will bring a smile and a personal touch. From playful mugs to witty t-shirts, each item celebrates patience, savoring moments, and embracing unhurried lifestyles. Discover the ideal token of appreciation or a fun treat for the leisurely spirit who enjoys doing things in their own time.
'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'
"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"
"it appears I'm being relocated"
The What's-The-Hurry? Institute
"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."
'I need to get a bigger place.'
Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...
"What do you mean you want to slow things down?"
Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!
'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'
Boris Bike
Granny takes a turtle for a walk.
"We missed out on the quality of life index again."
"Anyone home?"
It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive
'I thought he'd never leave!'
"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"
"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."
There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.
Business is slow, thank goodness.
"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."
Retired Snails.
'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'
'Are we there yet?'
"Are we there yet."
Actions speak louder than words. Please move slowly.
"No, this video of your father running is not in slow motion."
"I am running!"
"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."
"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."
Life didn't pass me by --- I just refused to keep up!
'On your mark...'
"Looks like there's a storm moving in."
"We've been intersnailing."
Slow Mover Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Slow Mover Enthusiast Mugs
Looking for more amusing mugs? Browse our collection of products that celebrate the slow mover enthusiast’s relaxed approach to life.
Slow Mover Enthusiast Pillows
Shop cozy pillows designed for comfort and humor—ideal for the slow mover enthusiast’s relaxing space.
Slow Mover Enthusiast Prints
Add some personality to your decor with prints that celebrate the art of taking it slow—perfect for the laid-back enthusiast.
Slow Mover Enthusiast T-Shirts
Find playful t-shirts that showcase the charm of enjoying life at a leisurely pace—perfect for slow movers with a sense of humor.