Slow Living Enthusiast Gifts

Getting in step with the global slowdown.

'The best way to conserve energy is to move very very slowly.'

"You've got to stop and eat the roses."

Life didn't pass me by --- I just refused to keep up!

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

'Who knew we would be trend setters?'

Business is slow, thank goodness.

Amy quickly realizes she isn't cut out for life in the fast lane.

'I agree the world is moving too fast.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Sloth 10K.

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

New Hampshire Minute

Slow food restaurant

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Amongst the rush.

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

Organic farm

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

'Life is too long not to worry.'

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Back Down

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'