"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."
Slow Living Gifts
Looking for thoughtful gifts for someone into slow living? Our collection offers delightful products that embrace a laid-back vibe, mindfulness, and the beauty of taking life at a gentle pace. Whether it's for a friend, family member, or yourself, find charming items that resonate with the slow living philosophy, inspiring relaxation and mindfulness every day.
'Haven't you ever wondered why I'll live 50 years longer than you?'
"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."
"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."
Life didn't pass me by --- I just refused to keep up!
"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"
'Who knew we would be trend setters?'
Missing persons - "So he was due back yesterday after going out for a paper twelve months ago."
Slow food restaurant
Live Slow, Die Old!
"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."
Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?
'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"
"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."
Sloth 10K.
Which vaccines did they have when you were young? You cannot get under my skin, loser. Were you vaccinated against the black plague? Not bothering me. Were you vaccinated against leprosy? I am unaffected by you. Were you vaccinated against the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs? Munch mun - When's the last time someone shoved a syrupy pancake down your pants?
"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"
"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"
"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."
'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'
"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."
"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"
New Hampshire Minute
The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.
"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."
"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."
For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.
'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'
"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"
"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."
"I look forward to growing dead with you."
'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'
"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."
Amongst the rush.
"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."
Slow Living Gifts Collection
Slow Living Mugs
Discover more mugs that resonate with the slow living vibe—find charming designs that inspire mindful mornings and peaceful sips.
Slow Living Pillows
Find pillows that embrace slow living—cozy designs that add a tranquil touch to your home decor.
Slow Living Prints
Browse our prints that capture the essence of a leisurely, mindful life—ideal for decorating with tranquility and charm.
Slow Living T-Shirts
Explore our collection of t-shirts celebrating slow living—comfortable, stylish, and perfect for those who cherish a relaxed lifestyle.