Slow-living Specialist Gifts

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Sloth 10K.

New Hampshire Minute

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Slow food restaurant

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Amongst the rush.

Organic farm

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

Honey I'm Home

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Back Down

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'Life is too long not to worry.'

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'

'I had a larger sample for you but I had trouble getting the lid back on. . .'

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

'It's caused from too much stress. Try slowing down even more.'