Slow-living Specialist Mugs

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

New Hampshire Minute

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Slow food restaurant

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Amongst the rush.

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

Organic farm

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

Honey I'm Home

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

Back Down

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

'Life is too long not to worry.'

'I had a larger sample for you but I had trouble getting the lid back on. . .'

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

'It's caused from too much stress. Try slowing down even more.'

'Believe me, you don't know how lucky you are to be able to work at home.'