Slow Living Mugs

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

'Haven't you ever wondered why I'll live 50 years longer than you?'

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'Who knew we would be trend setters?'

Missing persons - "So he was due back yesterday after going out for a paper twelve months ago."

Slow food restaurant

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

New Hampshire Minute

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Amongst the rush.

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

"No wonder it was so affordable."

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

Organic farm

'So June, do you think we should get a stairlift or just move to a bungalow...because, let's face it, we're getting on and here will come a point...when you won't be able to carry me up the stairs anymore.'

Honey I'm Home