Slow Life Advocates Gifts

"I hear furlough's being extended."

Gastropod Wedding Showers,

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Sloth 10K.

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

New Hampshire Minute

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Slow food restaurant

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Amongst the rush.

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

Organic farm

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

Back Down

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

'Life is too long not to worry.'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

'Believe me, you don't know how lucky you are to be able to work at home.'

'It's caused from too much stress. Try slowing down even more.'

"I envy you. My stress level is unbearable."