Slow Living Advocates Gifts

'We're getting nowhere fast, Fred -- maybe we should slow down a little.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

New Hampshire Minute

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Slow food restaurant

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Amongst the rush.

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

Organic farm

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

Back Down

When he saw her first strands of grey hair he thought she'd dye.

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

'Life is too long not to worry.'

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'