Senior Living Advocate Gifts

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

Sloth 10K.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

New Hampshire Minute

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Someone to see you!"

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Amongst the rush.

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

Organic farm

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

How to save money on geriatric care?

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

Angry pensioner

'I had a larger sample for you but I had trouble getting the lid back on. . .'

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

Back Down

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

'Life is too long not to worry.'

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"