Senior Care Advocate Gifts

Little Did She Know

''Heaven's Waiting' Retirement Home? . . . 'We care for your parents so you don't have to.''

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"Someone to see you!"

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

How to save money on geriatric care?

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

Angry pensioner

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

Alzheimer's Amusement Park

'By 'fight the good fight' I don't mean you fight against it.'

'We put the little old lady of Threadneedle Street into a care home.'

Sadie's sick. Right. With laryngitis. Maybe something worse. She's got spots on her larynx. They did a biopsy. Oh no. She's in her 80s. She's planning for the worst. In case I die, I want you to know I don't like you. Just respect me.

"I don't want your darn money! Get back here with that glass!"

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

Guide To Elderly Services - Care & Don't Care.

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

Pension Calculation

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

Alzheimer's and the Vicious Circle of Slow Death

"The best part of my days are photobombing at the retirement homes."