Elder Care Advocate Gifts

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

Sadie's sick. Right. With laryngitis. Maybe something worse. She's got spots on her larynx. They did a biopsy. Oh no. She's in her 80s. She's planning for the worst. In case I die, I want you to know I don't like you. Just respect me.

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

"I don't want your darn money! Get back here with that glass!"

"We've brought Dad home form hospital for the weekend"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Someone to see you!"

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

How to save money on geriatric care?

"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

Angry pensioner

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

Care Home Eject Button.

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

Alzheimer's Amusement Park

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

'We put the little old lady of Threadneedle Street into a care home.'

'By 'fight the good fight' I don't mean you fight against it.'

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

Guide To Elderly Services - Care & Don't Care.

"Have you given much thought to what kind of job you want after you retire?"

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

Little Did She Know

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

Pension Calculation