Elderly Advocates Gifts

Oh, he has a hearing aid --- What he needs is a listening aid!

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"Someone to see you!"

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

How to save money on geriatric care?

Angry pensioner

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"I don't want your darn money! Get back here with that glass!"

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

Sadie's sick. Right. With laryngitis. Maybe something worse. She's got spots on her larynx. They did a biopsy. Oh no. She's in her 80s. She's planning for the worst. In case I die, I want you to know I don't like you. Just respect me.

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

Little Did She Know

Pension Calculation

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

Alzheimer's and the Vicious Circle of Slow Death

"Relax, I've been specializing in gerontology for over six months."

'Nobility vehicle'

''Heaven's Waiting' Retirement Home? . . . 'We care for your parents so you don't have to.''

Old people sign - Whatever