Elderly Care Advocate Gifts

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

"Someone to see you!"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

How to save money on geriatric care?

"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"

Angry pensioner

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

Care Home Eject Button.

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

Alzheimer's Amusement Park

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

'By 'fight the good fight' I don't mean you fight against it.'

Sadie's sick. Right. With laryngitis. Maybe something worse. She's got spots on her larynx. They did a biopsy. Oh no. She's in her 80s. She's planning for the worst. In case I die, I want you to know I don't like you. Just respect me.

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

"I don't want your darn money! Get back here with that glass!"

'We put the little old lady of Threadneedle Street into a care home.'

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

Guide To Elderly Services - Care & Don't Care.

"Have you given much thought to what kind of job you want after you retire?"

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

Alzheimer's and the Vicious Circle of Slow Death

Little Did She Know