Elderly Care Advocate Mugs

"Someone to see you!"

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

How to save money on geriatric care?

Angry pensioner

"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

Care Home Eject Button.

Alzheimer's Amusement Park

'We put the little old lady of Threadneedle Street into a care home.'

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

'By 'fight the good fight' I don't mean you fight against it.'

"I don't want your darn money! Get back here with that glass!"

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Guide To Elderly Services - Care & Don't Care.

"Have you given much thought to what kind of job you want after you retire?"

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

Pension Calculation