Elderly Advocate Mugs

How to save money on geriatric care?

'The spirit lives on'

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"Someone to see you!"

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

Angry pensioner

"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

"I don't want your darn money! Get back here with that glass!"

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

Pension Calculation

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

"He's filed a lawsuit against us for age discrimination...apparently, he can learn new tricks!"

"Relax, I've been specializing in gerontology for over six months."

Help! Over 65!

'Nobility vehicle'

Pensioner lives matter

''Heaven's Waiting' Retirement Home? . . . 'We care for your parents so you don't have to.''

Old people sign - Whatever

'Unemployment remains at or near ninety percent, among the over ninety age group.'