Elderly Advocate Pillows

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

How to save money on geriatric care?

'The spirit lives on'

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"Someone to see you!"

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

Angry pensioner

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

"I don't want your darn money! Get back here with that glass!"

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Sadie's sick. Right. With laryngitis. Maybe something worse. She's got spots on her larynx. They did a biopsy. Oh no. She's in her 80s. She's planning for the worst. In case I die, I want you to know I don't like you. Just respect me.

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

Alzheimer's and the Vicious Circle of Slow Death

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

Little Did She Know

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

Pension Calculation

"He's filed a lawsuit against us for age discrimination...apparently, he can learn new tricks!"

"Relax, I've been specializing in gerontology for over six months."

Pensioner lives matter

'Nobility vehicle'

Help! Over 65!