"Relax, I've been specializing in gerontology for over six months."
Elder Advocate Pillows
Add a touch of warmth to their space with a pillow that celebrates elder advocacy. Combining comfort with clever messaging, it’s a cozy reminder of their important work.
"Baldo, I never said humor your elders...you should respect your elders!"
'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'
"Someone to see you!"
'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'
"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."
"Seventy-seven. How about yours."
Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!
Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.
"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."
'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'
"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."
How to save money on geriatric care?
Angry pensioner
'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'
Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.
Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"
"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"
The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers
"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"
'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'
Age Concern and Pension concerns.
Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.
Sadie's sick. Right. With laryngitis. Maybe something worse. She's got spots on her larynx. They did a biopsy. Oh no. She's in her 80s. She's planning for the worst. In case I die, I want you to know I don't like you. Just respect me.
Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.
"I don't want your darn money! Get back here with that glass!"
"Have you given much thought to what kind of job you want after you retire?"
'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'
"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."
"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."
Alzheimer's and the Vicious Circle of Slow Death
Little Did She Know
"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."
Pension Calculation
Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'
Elder Advocate Pillows Collection
Elder Advocate Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for elder advocates—perfect for daily motivation and a touch of humor to start their day right.
Elder Advocate Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that honor elder advocates—ideal for decorating their home or office with messages of appreciation and dedication.
Elder Advocate T-Shirts
Discover our collection of T-shirts that speak to elder advocates—combining fun, style, and a message of appreciation.