Elder Advocacy Pillows

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"Someone to see you!"

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

How to save money on geriatric care?

"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"

Angry pensioner

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"I don't want your darn money! Get back here with that glass!"

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

Pension Calculation

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

"Relax, I've been specializing in gerontology for over six months."

'Nobility vehicle'

"We've brought Dad home form hospital for the weekend"

Old people sign - Whatever