Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.
Elder Advocacy Pillows
Bring comfort and encouragement with pillows emblazoned with empowering messages for elder advocates. Ideal for their home or office, these pillows are a cozy reminder of their important work.
'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'
"Someone to see you!"
'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'
"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."
"Seventy-seven. How about yours."
Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!
"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."
"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."
How to save money on geriatric care?
Angry pensioner
"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"
'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'
Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.
Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"
The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers
"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"
Age Concern and Pension concerns.
Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.
Sadie's sick. Right. With laryngitis. Maybe something worse. She's got spots on her larynx. They did a biopsy. Oh no. She's in her 80s. She's planning for the worst. In case I die, I want you to know I don't like you. Just respect me.
Just to see the expression on their faces, store clerk Rodney Clatch liked to offer senior discounts to 40-something women.
"I don't want your darn money! Get back here with that glass!"
Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.
'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'
"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."
'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'
"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."
Pension Calculation
"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."
Alzheimer's and the Vicious Circle of Slow Death
Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'
"Relax, I've been specializing in gerontology for over six months."
'Nobility vehicle'
Old people sign - Whatever
Alzheimer's Patients Struggle with Societal Contempt
Elder Advocacy Pillows Collection
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