Elder Rights Advocate Pillows

Old people sign - Whatever

"Apparently the problem of dealing with 'adult care' can be easily solved..."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Someone to see you!"

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

How to save money on geriatric care?

Angry pensioner

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

"I don't want your darn money! Get back here with that glass!"

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

'You look younger...are you colouring your hair?'

"Get off the lawn!"

Heaven: Disabled Access

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

Pension Calculation

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."