Advocate For Seniors Pillows

'Would suit a school leaver...I am a school leaver, I left school in 1968!'

Old people sign - Whatever

Pension Calculation

Angry pensioner

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"Someone to see you!"

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

"Glen is a one-issue voter....medicare and social security solvency."

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

How to save money on geriatric care?

"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"I don't want your darn money! Get back here with that glass!"

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

"The best part of my days are photobombing at the retirement homes."

"He's filed a lawsuit against us for age discrimination...apparently, he can learn new tricks!"

Chasing Pensions

"Relax, I've been specializing in gerontology for over six months."

Help! Over 65!

Pensioner lives matter