'Would suit a school leaver...I am a school leaver, I left school in 1968!'
Advocate For Seniors T-Shirts
Wear your support proudly with our advocate for seniors t-shirts. These fun and meaningful designs help you promote respect and appreciation for seniors, spreading positive messages wherever you go.
Old people sign - Whatever
Pension Calculation
Angry pensioner
'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'
"Someone to see you!"
Adam and Eve: The Later Years.
Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!
"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."
"Seventy-seven. How about yours."
Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.
'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'
"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."
"Glen is a one-issue voter....medicare and social security solvency."
How to save money on geriatric care?
"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"
Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.
The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers
'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'
Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"
"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"
Age Concern and Pension concerns.
Sadie's sick. Right. With laryngitis. Maybe something worse. She's got spots on her larynx. They did a biopsy. Oh no. She's in her 80s. She's planning for the worst. In case I die, I want you to know I don't like you. Just respect me.
"I don't want your darn money! Get back here with that glass!"
Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.
Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.
'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'
"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."
'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'
"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."
Little Did She Know
Alzheimer's and the Vicious Circle of Slow Death
"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."
"The best part of my days are photobombing at the retirement homes."
"He's filed a lawsuit against us for age discrimination...apparently, he can learn new tricks!"
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Advocate For Seniors Mugs
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Advocate For Seniors Pillows
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