Ageing Advocate T-Shirts

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"Someone to see you!"

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"I was on hormone replacement for two years before I realized I needed Steve replacement."

How to save money on geriatric care?

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

Angry pensioner

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

"I don't want your darn money! Get back here with that glass!"

"Wrong! I've got a full time job. . . it's called old age."

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

When job hunting, your age will get in the way - but only if you place it centre stage.

Pension Calculation

"Relax, I've been specializing in gerontology for over six months."