Age Advocate T-Shirts

"I'm in my forties, and it's my firm belief that Digetek could use someone in his forties to excellent advantage."

Runaway Bride.

"He's so cute! How old is he?"

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

"Someone to see you!"

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

How to save money on geriatric care?

'Ageism at work'

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

'He's a lot older than she is.'

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

'Perfect birthday party dear, but so it should be after the practice you've had over so many years.'

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

Man spots a grey hair in his beard

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

"You will grow old and wrinkled, and moan about the weather."

When job hunting, your age will get in the way - but only if you place it centre stage.

The New Ager

"My client, age 87, will claim age discrimination if he's not allowed to play."

"Relax, I've been specializing in gerontology for over six months."

'I'm at that awkward age. Not as young as I say I am, and not as old as I feel.'

A faulty mirror.