Age Advocate Gifts

"I'm in my forties, and it's my firm belief that Digetek could use someone in his forties to excellent advantage."

Runaway Bride.

"He's so cute! How old is he?"

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

"Someone to see you!"

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

How to save money on geriatric care?

'Ageism at work'

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

'He's a lot older than she is.'

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

Just to see the expression on their faces, store clerk Rodney Clatch liked to offer senior discounts to 40-something women.

'Perfect birthday party dear, but so it should be after the practice you've had over so many years.'

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

Man spots a grey hair in his beard

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

When job hunting, your age will get in the way - but only if you place it centre stage.

"You will grow old and wrinkled, and moan about the weather."

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

The New Ager

Alzheimer's and the Vicious Circle of Slow Death

"My client, age 87, will claim age discrimination if he's not allowed to play."

"Relax, I've been specializing in gerontology for over six months."