Age Gap Advocate Gifts

'He's a lot older than she is.'

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

'Ageism at work'

"'Till death do you part?"

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

Just to see the expression on their faces, store clerk Rodney Clatch liked to offer senior discounts to 40-something women.

"I'm sorry, but at your age I really can't give you any credit...why don't you put your denture under the pillow and see if the tooth fairy can help you!"

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

Alzheimer's and the Vicious Circle of Slow Death

"If you ask me, I'd say he was circa 1945 and she's circa 1965."

"You will grow old and wrinkled, and moan about the weather."

When job hunting, your age will get in the way - but only if you place it centre stage.

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

"Mother's dying to met you."

'The boss wants me to retire...The company doesn't want you when you're old and useless.' 'They prefer people who are young and useless.'

"My client, age 87, will claim age discrimination if he's not allowed to play."

"You're over 50. While we appreciate your past contributions, we need to put them behind us and move on."

'I'm at that awkward age. Not as young as I say I am, and not as old as I feel.'

'Still the rhythm method; I simply adjust the speed of his pacemaker.'

'Whoohoo, you've got the job! Just sign this little contract clause. It says that when you're too old to fit our company's young, healthy and fancy image, you agree to get put down.'

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."

Some old men are filthy with money or without money.

Yes, there was the age difference, but somehow he always managed to push the right buttons.