Age Diversity Advocate Gifts

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

Inclusive speech

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

'I'm dreaming of a white. . . err. . . I mean a more inclusive Christmas.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

"Well the good news is that we came top in at least one category of the latest diversity tables..."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Same Sex Wedding

Disparate housewives.

Gay pride parade, St. Patricks Day float that 'Started it All - Irish Village People'

There's Riches in Diversity

"We pride ourself on diversity."

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

'Do you hire the handicapped?'

Newsrooms Are Taking Diversity Seriously: Man or Woman, White or Black, You Can Be Any Kind of Rich Capitalist You Want