Age Diversity Advocate Pillows

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

Inclusive speech

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"Well the good news is that we came top in at least one category of the latest diversity tables..."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'I'm dreaming of a white. . . err. . . I mean a more inclusive Christmas.'

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Same Sex Wedding

Disparate housewives.

"We pride ourself on diversity."

"We believe great teams thrive on DIVERSITY, so as opposed to the rest of us Colin is as thick as a plank and has the drive of a sloth with an underactive thyroid."

'Do you hire the handicapped?'

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

First Church of Whatever Works for You.