Diversity Advocate Pillows

"In the interest of cultural diversity, we've hired Jason, here, who owns a number of hip-hop CDs."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

'Diversity is good, pass it down.'

The IMPORTANT thing is that we only accept people who'll FIT IN!

'I embrace diversity. Some of my friends use Androids, some have iPhones, and others use Blackberries.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Yellow snow is also snow.

'Variety is the spice of life, O'Toole; but at this firm conformity is the meat and potatoes.'

'Sorry, but we're looking for more diversity.'

'Hi - We hear that you people just LOVE diversity'

"Dear, what would you say to the idea of bringing more ethnic and gender diversity into our marriage?"

Immigration Integration Evening - 'We're hoping to meet some east European builders.'

Disparate housewives.

'Norman, mentoring is not about making everybody else the same as you.'

"I can't put my finger on it, but something makes me think he'll fit in really well."

"I'm sorry, but to reach our diversity goals, this position must be filled by someone who is gluten free."

Checked zebra

"Black and a girl? You are freaking kidding me!"

"Corporate Diversity would like you to get a sex change."

The white liberal brain

"According to this poll, when asked if there was sufficient English as a Second Language instruction in their school district, 35 percent of ESL students said 'yes', and 65 percent didn't understand the question."

"And Justin has been promoted to Head of Diversity."

"Building a Tower of Babel, are they? - I'll slap them with a diversity program they'll never recover from!"

"No, grandpa...LGBT is not some new kind of bacon, lettuce and tomato snadwich."

"You'll fit in just fine."

Diversity-Challenged

'My masters invite you to discuss the topic of multi-cultural diversity in an open and inclusive manner.'

"Alan, looking at our plans don't you think your team might need a little more thought?"

'So - my wife tells me you're black. What's that like?'

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

'The Government says we have to have diversity training for birds of a feather who flock together.'

Let your people go? - and mess up my whole affirmative action program?

'Ok, so none of those applicants were right, but we got to hire someone for sales.'

'I'm all for diversity. In fact, some of my best friends contain pulp.'

BAFTA/Oscar lack of diversity