Diversity Advocate Pillows

"In the interest of cultural diversity, we've hired Jason, here, who owns a number of hip-hop CDs."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

'Diversity is good, pass it down.'

The IMPORTANT thing is that we only accept people who'll FIT IN!

Yellow snow is also snow.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'Variety is the spice of life, O'Toole; but at this firm conformity is the meat and potatoes.'

'Sorry, but we're looking for more diversity.'

'Hi - We hear that you people just LOVE diversity'

"Dear, what would you say to the idea of bringing more ethnic and gender diversity into our marriage?"

Immigration Integration Evening - 'We're hoping to meet some east European builders.'

'Norman, mentoring is not about making everybody else the same as you.'

Disparate housewives.

"Black and a girl? You are freaking kidding me!"

"Corporate Diversity would like you to get a sex change."

"I'm sorry, but to reach our diversity goals, this position must be filled by someone who is gluten free."

Checked zebra

"I can't put my finger on it, but something makes me think he'll fit in really well."

"According to this poll, when asked if there was sufficient English as a Second Language instruction in their school district, 35 percent of ESL students said 'yes', and 65 percent didn't understand the question."

The white liberal brain

"Building a Tower of Babel, are they? - I'll slap them with a diversity program they'll never recover from!"

"No, grandpa...LGBT is not some new kind of bacon, lettuce and tomato snadwich."

"You'll fit in just fine."

"Alan, looking at our plans don't you think your team might need a little more thought?"

'My masters invite you to discuss the topic of multi-cultural diversity in an open and inclusive manner.'

'I'm all for diversity. In fact, some of my best friends contain pulp.'

'Ok, so none of those applicants were right, but we got to hire someone for sales.'

'The Government says we have to have diversity training for birds of a feather who flock together.'

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

'So - my wife tells me you're black. What's that like?'

Let your people go? - and mess up my whole affirmative action program?

"What kind of diversity is this? We're all minorities here."

America will only be 'great again' when it can transform racism into opportunity for all.

Now Hiring: Diversity Is Our No. 6 Priority

"Just a moment. What's the story purpose of your being a white male?"