Cultural Diversity Advocate Pillows

The drunken racist - seen him before?

'It's time to make our move -- they're getting VERY multicultural!'

"I've been thinking...television is way too influential. I mean...it can singlehandedly homogenize all the world's unique cultures, creating one giant business-friendly market! Kinda scary, don't you think?"

"I wan't those files on my desk ASAP!"

Inclusive speech

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

Statue of Female Executive

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

Woman Life Freedom

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

"Well the good news is that we came top in at least one category of the latest diversity tables..."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'I'm dreaming of a white. . . err. . . I mean a more inclusive Christmas.'

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

Same Sex Wedding

Disparate housewives.

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

"We pride ourself on diversity."

"We believe great teams thrive on DIVERSITY, so as opposed to the rest of us Colin is as thick as a plank and has the drive of a sloth with an underactive thyroid."

'Do you hire the handicapped?'