Age Awareness Advocate Pillows

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Sewer Rats

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

'Ageism at work'

"If I were a dog I'd only be 11."

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

"I'm sorry, but at your age I really can't give you any credit...why don't you put your denture under the pillow and see if the tooth fairy can help you!"

'You look younger...are you colouring your hair?'

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

"Get off the lawn!"

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

When job hunting, your age will get in the way - but only if you place it centre stage.

"You will grow old and wrinkled, and moan about the weather."

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

'He's getting old.'