Age Awareness Advocate Prints

Just to see the expression on their faces, store clerk Rodney Clatch liked to offer senior discounts to 40-something women.

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Sewer Rats

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

'Ageism at work'

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

"If I were a dog I'd only be 11."

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

"I'm sorry, but at your age I really can't give you any credit...why don't you put your denture under the pillow and see if the tooth fairy can help you!"

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

'You look younger...are you colouring your hair?'

"Get off the lawn!"

Old Age Depression

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

Before I Knew My Mom Had Alzheimer's, Her Weirdness Drove Me Crazy

Ack! 2010!! We're a whole tenth of the way through the "new" century! Hey! January. We've got a whole nine-tenths left to go. Easy for you to say! You aren't one-tenth of the way through the wrinkle cream Santa brought you.

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

Alzheimer's and the Vicious Circle of Slow Death

"But do you feel invisible?"