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"Someone to see you!"

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"Glen is a one-issue voter....medicare and social security solvency."

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

How to save money on geriatric care?

Angry pensioner

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

"I wish to return this mirror - it makes me look old..."

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

Pension Calculation

"The best part of my days are photobombing at the retirement homes."

"He's filed a lawsuit against us for age discrimination...apparently, he can learn new tricks!"

Chasing Pensions

"Relax, I've been specializing in gerontology for over six months."

Pensioner lives matter

Help! Over 65!

''Heaven's Waiting' Retirement Home? . . . 'We care for your parents so you don't have to.''

'Unemployment remains at or near ninety percent, among the over ninety age group.'