Seniority Advocate Gifts

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"Someone to see you!"

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

"Glen is a one-issue voter....medicare and social security solvency."

How to save money on geriatric care?

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

Angry pensioner

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

Just to see the expression on their faces, store clerk Rodney Clatch liked to offer senior discounts to 40-something women.

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

Alzheimer's and the Vicious Circle of Slow Death

"The best part of my days are photobombing at the retirement homes."

Pension Calculation

"I wish to return this mirror - it makes me look old..."

Little Did She Know

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

"He's filed a lawsuit against us for age discrimination...apparently, he can learn new tricks!"

Chasing Pensions

"Relax, I've been specializing in gerontology for over six months."

Help! Over 65!

Pensioner lives matter

Furniture Sales. This chair has eight positions! That's seven more than I have these days.

Alzheimer's Patients Struggle with Societal Contempt