Advocate For Senior Rights Gifts

Old lady being interviewed after ageism law. 'OK Mother. The job's yours.'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

How to save money on geriatric care?

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

Angry pensioner

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

"Get off the lawn!"

'You look younger...are you colouring your hair?'

Heaven: Disabled Access

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

Pension Calculation

"The best part of my days are photobombing at the retirement homes."

Youth Cream, look younger in minutes.

'Nobility vehicle'