Advocate For The Elderly Gifts

Alzheimer's and the Vicious Circle of Slow Death

Alzheimer's Patients Struggle with Societal Contempt

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

Loneliness of the elderly

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Someone to see you!"

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

How to save money on geriatric care?

Angry pensioner

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

'You look younger...are you colouring your hair?'

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

Sadie's sick. Right. With laryngitis. Maybe something worse. She's got spots on her larynx. They did a biopsy. Oh no. She's in her 80s. She's planning for the worst. In case I die, I want you to know I don't like you. Just respect me.

"Get off the lawn!"

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"I don't want your darn money! Get back here with that glass!"

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'