Advocate For Senior Rights Mugs

Old lady being interviewed after ageism law. 'OK Mother. The job's yours.'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

How to save money on geriatric care?

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

Angry pensioner

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

Heaven: Disabled Access

'You look younger...are you colouring your hair?'

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"Get off the lawn!"

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

Little Did She Know

Pension Calculation

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

Ack! 2010!! We're a whole tenth of the way through the "new" century! Hey! January. We've got a whole nine-tenths left to go. Easy for you to say! You aren't one-tenth of the way through the wrinkle cream Santa brought you.

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

"The best part of my days are photobombing at the retirement homes."

Alzheimer's and the Vicious Circle of Slow Death

Youth Cream, look younger in minutes.