Senior Advocate T-Shirts

"He's filed a lawsuit against us for age discrimination...apparently, he can learn new tricks!"

Do Not Resuscitate or Bother Me!

Resthomes.

Help! Over 65!

Pensioner lives matter

'Unemployment remains at or near ninety percent, among the over ninety age group.'

Medicare for baby boomers.

BEEN MUGGED - PLEASE PASS

"I keep finding more stuff seniors can't afford."

The Elderly Caring for the Elderly

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Detention Center

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"They're class action figures."

Human Rights for All

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

The scales between gluttony and hunger

Inclusive family code in Cuba

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

Violence against children.

"Glen is a one-issue voter....medicare and social security solvency."

How to save money on geriatric care?

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'