Senior Living Advocate Pillows

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

New Hampshire Minute

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Someone to see you!"

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Amongst the rush.

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

Organic farm

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

How to save money on geriatric care?

'Life is too long not to worry.'

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'

Angry pensioner

"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'I had a larger sample for you but I had trouble getting the lid back on. . .'

Back Down

'Believe me, you don't know how lucky you are to be able to work at home.'