Senior Citizen Advocate Pillows

'You're pressing your pass upside-down and back-to-front - how am I expected to know you are an OAP?'

"The best part of my days are photobombing at the retirement homes."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

'Relax - we're retired, we don't have any teeth.'

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

How to save money on geriatric care?

Angry pensioner

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

'Please listen carefully as my campaign promise menu has changed...'

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

"I wish to return this mirror - it makes me look old..."

"If I were you I'd talk to him again later after he's had his nap."

Pension Calculation

"He's filed a lawsuit against us for age discrimination...apparently, he can learn new tricks!"

Pensioner lives matter

Help! Over 65!

Old people sign - Whatever

''Heaven's Waiting' Retirement Home? . . . 'We care for your parents so you don't have to.''

"I keep finding more stuff seniors can't afford."

'Unemployment remains at or near ninety percent, among the over ninety age group.'

Do Not Resuscitate or Bother Me!

'Would suit a school leaver...I am a school leaver, I left school in 1968!'

"They want to push back the age at which we'll be denied social security benefits."