Senior Citizen's Advocate Pillows

AARP prune break.

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

'Relax - we're retired, we don't have any teeth.'

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

Tired Woods

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

Old Geezers Erupting Every Hour on the Hour.

'Please listen carefully as my campaign promise menu has changed...'

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

Angry pensioner

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

"If I were you I'd talk to him again later after he's had his nap."

"I wish to return this mirror - it makes me look old..."

Little Did She Know

Pension Calculation

"The best part of my days are photobombing at the retirement homes."

"He's filed a lawsuit against us for age discrimination...apparently, he can learn new tricks!"

Help! Over 65!

'I've been having an affair with Tiger Woods.'

Pensioner lives matter

Furniture Sales. This chair has eight positions! That's seven more than I have these days.

Old people sign - Whatever

'Unemployment remains at or near ninety percent, among the over ninety age group.'

''Heaven's Waiting' Retirement Home? . . . 'We care for your parents so you don't have to.''

"I keep finding more stuff seniors can't afford."

Do Not Resuscitate or Bother Me!