Seniors Advocate Pillows

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"Someone to see you!"

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

How to save money on geriatric care?

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

Angry pensioner

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

"I wish to return this mirror - it makes me look old..."

Little Did She Know

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

Pension Calculation

Alzheimer's and the Vicious Circle of Slow Death

"The best part of my days are photobombing at the retirement homes."

"He's filed a lawsuit against us for age discrimination...apparently, he can learn new tricks!"

"Relax, I've been specializing in gerontology for over six months."

Pensioner lives matter

Help! Over 65!

''Heaven's Waiting' Retirement Home? . . . 'We care for your parents so you don't have to.''

Alzheimer's Patients Struggle with Societal Contempt

Old people sign - Whatever

'Unemployment remains at or near ninety percent, among the over ninety age group.'