Seniors Advocate Pillows

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"Someone to see you!"

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

How to save money on geriatric care?

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

Angry pensioner

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

"I wish to return this mirror - it makes me look old..."

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

Pension Calculation

"The best part of my days are photobombing at the retirement homes."

"He's filed a lawsuit against us for age discrimination...apparently, he can learn new tricks!"

"Relax, I've been specializing in gerontology for over six months."

Help! Over 65!

Pensioner lives matter

'Unemployment remains at or near ninety percent, among the over ninety age group.'

"I keep finding more stuff seniors can't afford."

''Heaven's Waiting' Retirement Home? . . . 'We care for your parents so you don't have to.''