Senior Citizen Advocate Mugs

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

'You're pressing your pass upside-down and back-to-front - how am I expected to know you are an OAP?'

Furniture Sales. This chair has eight positions! That's seven more than I have these days.

"The best part of my days are photobombing at the retirement homes."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

'Relax - we're retired, we don't have any teeth.'

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

Tired Woods

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

How to save money on geriatric care?

Old Geezers Erupting Every Hour on the Hour.

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

Angry pensioner

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

'Please listen carefully as my campaign promise menu has changed...'

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

"If I were you I'd talk to him again later after he's had his nap."

Pension Calculation

Little Did She Know

"I wish to return this mirror - it makes me look old..."

"He's filed a lawsuit against us for age discrimination...apparently, he can learn new tricks!"

'I've been having an affair with Tiger Woods.'

Help! Over 65!

Pensioner lives matter

Old people sign - Whatever

"I keep finding more stuff seniors can't afford."

'Unemployment remains at or near ninety percent, among the over ninety age group.'